so me and the ho went to witness the 30seconds to mars on fritag we got there at 6, joined the queue, spotted many a foreign human dressed in white with arrows and shit on them, i was very concerned and wanted answers, alas we concluded they were in a street team, they gave cookies fortune, they smelt dirty. we enter the building, some crazy lady keyboard band were playing, we did not appriciate. then some other band play, ho informs me they are not very good, ho was correct, i did not like the girly voice i heard from the bearded man. we get crushed a gooden by 14 year old girls who want to get to the leto. i look around & it comes to my attention that me and ho are the oldest there, bar the parental guidance dotted around the place and getting in ho's way ahaha. they come on, leto looks very pretty, alas not fat, which was a shame ahaha they play plenty good songs, i lost the ho in the crowd, i was outraged. the leto comes up to the edge of stage, i look around behind me to asses the situation of the crowd, i look back to the leto and he chuck a cup of water right in my face, at first i was appalled by his actions, but find that my face is left feeling silky smooth, what was in the water leto hmmm? dirrrrty man ho comes close to a groping of the leto, but is unsuccessful, shame we depart from building, have funtimes singing and telling tales on journey home. i have no pictures, for i was unable to move my arms during the performance, alas there were many an mtv crew-man at the event, how lovely
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